So you think you learned history...

spongebob = college

This is how I feel about college.

College Life is classy.

While I don't live on my own yet, I know, I mean I 100% know, that this will be my life when I finally do move out. And probably after college too. If the boy lets me.

On a funny note, I did find this in the vending machine room of Mano. It was so tempting to simply pick everything up and dump it in my bag.

Miss Whose Line?

I used to LOVE Whose Line is it anyways. I would watch Chelsea Lately, the news and then finish off my night with Whose Line is it Anyways on ABC Family. I went to watch it a couple of months ago and POOF! No whose line. I was pretty sad.

The other day I really wanted to watch it. It was one of those if I don't watch it I'm gonna freak moments. I checked netflix. Nope. Nada. Nothing. No whose line.

Right now I am sitting in Mano, waiting till 5 to go meet with my debate partner. I was kind of sick of music. So what do I do? I googled Whose Line is it Anways episodes. AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND. FREE TO WATCH EPISODES. What I really like is that you can either go through the seasons or just pick a random episode. So if you are feelin that need for some funny, go to http://whoselineonline.org and check it out!

College Textbooks Make Me Cry

I thought this was appropriate.

shit my professor says monday night edition

This is my first class of Philosophy of Art. My teacher is an older man, probably in his 60s. So when you read these, keep that in mind.


talking about mobwives - "are you pulling my leg? This can't be a real tv show"

"I haven't owned a tv since I was 16"

"Roseanne. Thats a current tv show right?"

"two girls and one cup dot com is not art"

referring to two girls one cup "was it made with grace and skill?"

"wtf!" *note, to read this one with humor, read it thinking of your grandpa saying it.

"they are building anything! you silly. you country mouse!"

 talking about how men used to think women were only good for incubators for men aka babymaking "womens contribute is warm and moist. Just like making yogurt"

"women bleed a lot. What happens when you bleed? You die. WOMEN NEVER DIE. Whats wrong with you?"

Oh you Daleks

Student Loans Vs Jafar

Oh Mars.

Hunger Games LOL's